Sunday, October 17, 2010

Romance

I went on my first “date” during a lunch break back in elementary school. Her name was Sally, and I loved her carefree attitude. She asked to know my favorite color and about what I was doing after school.

I was on another first date with a woman recently and was asked if my sperm was still viable. I kinda miss being asked about geography and my favorite cartoon characters.

2 comments:

  1. That is just one of the funniest things I have ever read! Thanks! C

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  2. For the record, I'm pretty sure my boys are still ready for action. But if not, I'm positive they'll die trying!

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